Thursday, November 4, 2010

McEwan's Theory of Fat Rollativity

I see that Mellisa has put the majority of my life into a math theory.

Glad to see that Fat Math still works:

Skinny Handsome Guy = Not All That Funny

Skinny Handsome Guy + 1 Fat Socially Awkward Guy = HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

Although I note that the variables have changed slightly.

2010 Fat Guy < 1987 Fat Guy.

Because controlling for OH NOES OBESITY CRISIS!

Fat = Gross.


Basically Trim Guy with Beer Belly and Beard should be substituted for Fat Guy.

Even there wasn't such examples as John Belushi, John Candy, and Chris Farley as I said I myself know that this theory is sound and solid.

And yes Due Date is an unofficial remake of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.